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Advice From a Caterpillar 
Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/caterpillar.htm
Ask a Klingon 
Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plank/advice.html
Bad Cookie 
Real web Chinese fortune cookie.
http://www.badcookie.com/
Cookie Fortunes 
This site generates, at random, fortunes obtained from real fortune cookies, particularly ones that can be enjoyed with the phrase "in bed." Designed for fun only.
http://home.comcast.net/~mel.vassey/fortunes.html
Divinashow 
Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date.
http://www.heavenlyblue.jp/show/en/
Fortune Balls from Outer Space 
"Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.
http://now2000.com/fortune/index.shtml
Fortune Cookie 
Online oracle where you read the fortune.
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm
Happy Fanny 
Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom.
http://www.hauntedbookstore.com/happyfanny/index.htm
Headbone Zone 
"Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.
http://ykd.headbone.com/features/thumb/
Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test! 
Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.
http://www.mentaljokes.com/test.html
Magic Coffee Mug 
Allows the user to type a question and receive an answer, modified by cream, sugar and decaf options. Also shows five most recent questions.
http://www.magiccoffeemug.com
Mood Mouse 
Put your thumb on the image and click the button. After you see your thumb "scanned", your 60's fortune appears.
http://promotions.yahoo.com/promotions/love98/moodmouse.html
Mood Ring 
Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version.
http://www.ajcockrell.com/ajcockrell/moodring_ns.htm
Online Free Fortune Tellers 
Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple scripts.
http://www.saviodsilva.com/fortuneteller.htm
Psychic Chicken Network Homepage 
Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability.
http://www.ruprecht.com/index.html
Soothsayer 
Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball.
http://jon.hedley.net/toys/soothsayer.cgi
The Elikian Oracle 
Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser.
http://www.eliki.com/coliseum/oracle/
The Empowering Oracle 
"The only prophetic device guaranteed to see the future with your self-esteem in mind."
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-oracle.html
The Oracle of Delphi 
The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each time you press a button.
http://www.oracleofdelphi.com/newpage2.html
The Psychic Fishbowl 
Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.
http://www.netexpress.net/~glampe/
The Trolloscope 
Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life.
http://www.trolloscope.com
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